What is this website?

It's a place to store stuff that doesn't fit anywhere else. It currently hosts an awful lot of music-related stuff which I started branding under Glucose Machine in late 2022. I might move it, I might not. There are some hidden secrets as well.

How old is this website?

I registered the domain name on October 16, 2015.

Why does this look like the 90s?

When I first launched this website, it was kind of ugly and had boring flavor text on each page. Since then, I discovered Bill Wurtz and Dan Luu's personal sites, which struck me with their dead simplicity and light weight. Would you prefer each page be 600 megabytes of sliding rectangle bullshit instead?

Who are you?

Well... if you know, you know.

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